April 20, 2007
Just wanted to send a shout out to every unemployed, convenience store, or fast food worker that it is your favorite holiday. Drop out of college, spark up the bong, and grab the snowboard because this weekend is the last of the season at most resorts.
I apologize if this offends any college dropouts, convenience store workers, fast food workers, or unemployed folks by falsely accusing them of having motivational difficulties due to their marijuana use. Certainly, I apologize to any snowboarders who are none of the above... both of you.
Posted by Justin at April 20, 2007 04:20 PM